Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Joolie's Rock Star Moment

Just finished watching the last performances for this season of Rockstar before voting begins. Toby is going to snatch that bitch up like candy. The others pale in comparison, in my eyes. Toby already has a hit song ("Throw it All Away"), a hit "phrase" (Evs, which is catchy), and a smokin' look. It's in the bag for that kid. The other three rock stars are just odd. Magni looks like the dude from Live, Lukas looks like a Klingon, and Delani is too angry.

And seeing Dave Navarro record Lukas' version of Coldplay's "Fix You" on his hot pink Razr only made my theory of his homosexuality even more concrete.

1 Comments:

At 7:39 PM, Blogger Scooter said...

Yeah, but is Toby actually winning by having to be in such a lame fucking band?

Remember that you bought a CD by the loser of Rock Star last year and not the new INXS album with JD on it.

Get your money ready for that Dark Horse album by Ryan Star and I'll save up for the Lukas solo album.

 

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