Beyon-Say What?
Beyonce's new album is titled, "B'Day". Which to me sounds like bidet. And straight from dictionary.com: "A bidet is a low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the external genitalia and the anus." That's right. It's a butt faucet for cleaning out your poop. Genius idea for an album title.
What is she doing? Why does her new video, "Ring the Alarm" freak me the fuck out? Maybe because one of the shots is eerily similar to the "crotch" scene in Basic Instinct? She screams like a crazy person throughout the whole video. The lyrics focus on a woman done wrong by her man. And apparantly she's about to kill him.
Finally, what's with the cover. You're a pretty lady and in that picture you look like a department store mannequin. There's gotta be a better picture than that. I hope the powers that be change that shit before it hits stores, because that blank stare ain't gonna move any units.
posted by jooliepoison @ 7:56 PM
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