POISON SCOOTER

Real World Denver

It's that time of year again. 7 drunks picked to live in a house and have themselves taped acting like retards. This time we're in Denver, CO. I don't what it is, but ever since Las Vegas the show has just become about drinking and awkward sexual relations. And that's it.

This new season ups the anty by having a first night hook up between Colie and Alex. Scandalous!

"It just feels right to me." - Colie

And this is after cheerleader Jenn forces her tongue down the southern belle Brooke's mouth in the hot tub while Tyrie anxiously looks on hoping to get some residual action.

"There's nothing wrong with experimentation." - Brooke

Brooke couldn't stop being openly upset that there won't be a gay guy this season because Gay Peolpe Are Fun. I guess her gaydar is broken, because Davis is right in the same house and has the best complextion of everyone there. Figure it out bitches. In Brooke's defense, Davis isn't bragging about his love for penis, mainly because he's a repressed homosexual having grown up Christian and all. Or maybe he's hiding it from his roommate, the extreme Baptist Stephen.

"He's like real, real religious." - Davis

I guess these two won't be snuggle bunnies. Ha. Although they did have a tender drunk man hug, so you never know.

"I want lips on my ass!" - Jenn

Jenn is the skank of the house. Kissing anyone she wants and always driving everyone to be naked. Her lame three way kiss with Colie and Alex is skeezy. But wait...apparently it gets worse. But I don't want to ruin the surprise. You have to see it to believe it.

Like I said. Real World has no social signifigance anymore. It's all drunk sex. For our viewing pleasure. Pedro is rolling over in his grave!

P.S. This cast is the worst set of dancers to ever set foot on a dance floor. Maybe in the future they will ask potential cast mates to take a dance test. It's just that sad.

posted by Scooter @ 7:32 AM